There’s nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell. — Stephen Colbert
In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars. — Stephen Colbert
I wrote things for the school’s newspaper, and – like all teenagers – I dabbled in poetry. — Stephen Colbert
Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don’t mean the argument over who came up with the word. — Stephen Colbert