My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, … So we — Stephen Colbert
Leaving religious texts open too interpretation is the downfall of religion itself. — Stephen Colbert
Think books aren’t scary? Well, think about this: You can’t spell “Book” without “Boo! — Stephen Colbert
Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family! — Stephen Colbert
I believed in global warming after Al Gore’s movie made money; the market had spoken. — Stephen Colbert
There’s a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and labor right now. Much — Stephen Colbert
Love means never having to say you’re sorry. That’s why I never apologize to my mirror. — Stephen Colbert