Steve Aylett Quotes

How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message? Steve Aylett Picture Quote

How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?

— Steve Aylett

What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous? Steve Aylett Picture Quote

What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?

— Steve Aylett

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one

— Steve Aylett

Scientists used to do an experiment whereby a dog’s repeated reward for Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Scientists used to do an experiment whereby a dog’s repeated reward for

— Steve Aylett

A society will manufacture an image of progress and locate it in Steve Aylett Picture Quote

A society will manufacture an image of progress and locate it in

— Steve Aylett

One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.

— Steve Aylett

Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.

— Steve Aylett

Dreams always end before you kill the last person. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Dreams always end before you kill the last person.

— Steve Aylett

Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter.

— Steve Aylett

I knew books could see people around them, they ground their tiny Steve Aylett Picture Quote

I knew books could see people around them, they ground their tiny

— Steve Aylett

The law is where reality goes to die. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

The law is where reality goes to die.

— Steve Aylett

Since childhood I’d been suspected of imagination Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Since childhood I’d been suspected of imagination

— Steve Aylett

A key and a strangler – this is all a simple tale requires. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

A key and a strangler – this is all a simple tale requires.

— Steve Aylett

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of Steve Aylett Picture Quote

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of

— Steve Aylett

Let us forget the past – this is the only way to be genuinely surprised. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Let us forget the past – this is the only way to be genuinely surprised.

— Steve Aylett

Most books are so well written they barely have any effect on the reader’s senses Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Most books are so well written they barely have any effect on the reader’s senses

— Steve Aylett

Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America.

— Steve Aylett

Sanity’s a virginity of the mind Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Sanity’s a virginity of the mind

— Steve Aylett

A sniper is like a genius – it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

A sniper is like a genius – it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

— Steve Aylett

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of Steve Aylett Picture Quote

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of

— Steve Aylett

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago – Steve Aylett Picture Quote

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago –

— Steve Aylett

The best way of getting into something is to think of it as mischief. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

The best way of getting into something is to think of it as mischief.

— Steve Aylett

We have truth in order not to die of art. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

We have truth in order not to die of art.

— Steve Aylett

Stab me if you can enjoy it – but not if it Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Stab me if you can enjoy it – but not if it

— Steve Aylett

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck Steve Aylett Picture Quote

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck

— Steve Aylett

An office is a machine for dying. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

An office is a machine for dying.

— Steve Aylett

From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations – the Gods write Steve Aylett Picture Quote

From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations – the Gods write

— Steve Aylett

In books there’s nothing of the fish covered in the coldness of Steve Aylett Picture Quote

In books there’s nothing of the fish covered in the coldness of

— Steve Aylett

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of

— Steve Aylett

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the Steve Aylett Picture Quote

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the

— Steve Aylett

Satire works in a bunch of specific ways, like a very precisely-geared Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Satire works in a bunch of specific ways, like a very precisely-geared

— Steve Aylett

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

— Steve Aylett

It’s a shame, sort of a waste, that most people are Steve Aylett Picture Quote

It’s a shame, sort of a waste, that most people are

— Steve Aylett

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of Steve Aylett Picture Quote

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of

— Steve Aylett

The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.

— Steve Aylett

Ideas are self-replenishing, like snot Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Ideas are self-replenishing, like snot

— Steve Aylett

Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it. Steve Aylett Picture Quote

Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it.

— Steve Aylett

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