It must be powerful language if you canna make oout what the heel it’s goin’ on aboot! — Terry Pratchett
Priests were metal-reinforced overshoes. They saved your soles. This is an Assassin joke. — Terry Pratchett
Anyway, just because you’re sworn enemies doesn’t mean you can’t be friends, does it? — Terry Pratchett
…Granny Weatherwax, who had walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests — Terry Pratchett