Everywhere’s been where it is ever since it was first put there. It’s called geography. — Terry Pratchett
The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp. — Terry Pratchett
The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it. — Terry Pratchett
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. — Terry Pratchett
Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. — Terry Pratchett
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting — Terry Pratchett
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living. — Terry Pratchett
It’s not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere.. — Terry Pratchett
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels — Terry Pratchett
Most Gods throw dice, but fate plays chess, and you don’t find out til too late that he’s — Terry Pratchett
And therefore education at the university mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a lot of young people — Terry Pratchett
The trouble with having an open mind, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. — Terry Pratchett
