I try to make computers say things like You have 60 seconds to achieve safe distance. — Terry Pratchett
Where’s the pleasure in bein’ the winner if the loser ain’t alive to know they’ve lost? — Terry Pratchett
Truly, he thought, the way of enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass. — Terry Pratchett
Classically, very few people have considered that cleanliness is next to Godliness. — Terry Pratchett
The Tezuman priests have a sophisticated calendar and an advanced horology,” quoted — Terry Pratchett