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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect Tim Allen Picture Quote

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect

— Tim Allen

I do a lot of family shows. Tim Allen Picture Quote

I do a lot of family shows.

— Tim Allen

I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults. Tim Allen Picture Quote

I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

— Tim Allen

I’ve always felt, and I don’t like to say this because I Tim Allen Picture Quote

I’ve always felt, and I don’t like to say this because I

— Tim Allen

You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress. Tim Allen Picture Quote

You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.

— Tim Allen

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver? Tim Allen Picture Quote

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

— Tim Allen

If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it. Tim Allen Picture Quote

If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.

— Tim Allen

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my Tim Allen Picture Quote

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my

— Tim Allen

Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m Tim Allen Picture Quote

Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m

— Tim Allen

In the last three years of racing I’ve met as many women Tim Allen Picture Quote

In the last three years of racing I’ve met as many women

— Tim Allen

Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s Tim Allen Picture Quote

Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s

— Tim Allen

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a Tim Allen Picture Quote

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a

— Tim Allen

I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats. Tim Allen Picture Quote

I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

— Tim Allen

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see Tim Allen Picture Quote

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see

— Tim Allen

Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, Tim Allen Picture Quote

Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah,

— Tim Allen

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy. Tim Allen Picture Quote

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.

— Tim Allen

When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took Tim Allen Picture Quote

When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took

— Tim Allen

Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be Tim Allen Picture Quote

Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be

— Tim Allen

Men aren’t allowed to have self-esteem, because we’re already supposed to have Tim Allen Picture Quote

Men aren’t allowed to have self-esteem, because we’re already supposed to have

— Tim Allen

To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV Tim Allen Picture Quote

To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV

— Tim Allen

But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman. Tim Allen Picture Quote

But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.

— Tim Allen

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Tim Allen Picture Quote

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

— Tim Allen

The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where Tim Allen Picture Quote

The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where

— Tim Allen

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Tim Allen Picture Quote

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

— Tim Allen

I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube Tim Allen Picture Quote

I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube

— Tim Allen

If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you. Tim Allen Picture Quote

If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.

— Tim Allen

My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart. Tim Allen Picture Quote

My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.

— Tim Allen

The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, Tim Allen Picture Quote

The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful,

— Tim Allen

I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body. Tim Allen Picture Quote

I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.

— Tim Allen

Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, “how much wood Tim Allen Picture Quote

Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, “how much wood

— Tim Allen

There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country Tim Allen Picture Quote

There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country

— Tim Allen

If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s Tim Allen Picture Quote

If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s

— Tim Allen

If it doesn’t say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it. Tim Allen Picture Quote

If it doesn’t say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.

— Tim Allen

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you Tim Allen Picture Quote

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you

— Tim Allen

The people that hunt are the guys that really vehemently protect the Tim Allen Picture Quote

The people that hunt are the guys that really vehemently protect the

— Tim Allen

When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite. Tim Allen Picture Quote

When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.

— Tim Allen

Speeding is like drugs. It makes everything come at you fast, and Tim Allen Picture Quote

Speeding is like drugs. It makes everything come at you fast, and

— Tim Allen

Now the denominator … why don’t they just call it the bottom number? Tim Allen Picture Quote

Now the denominator … why don’t they just call it the bottom number?

— Tim Allen

I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and Tim Allen Picture Quote

I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and

— Tim Allen

I look at it this way: How much of the day are Tim Allen Picture Quote

I look at it this way: How much of the day are

— Tim Allen

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