Wes Smith Quotes

They aren’t kidding when they say, “Wash Whites separately. Wes Smith Picture Quote

They aren’t kidding when they say, “Wash Whites separately.

— Wes Smith

Never trust a woman whose father calls her ‘Princess’. Chances are she believes it. Wes Smith Picture Quote

Never trust a woman whose father calls her ‘Princess’. Chances are she believes it.

— Wes Smith

Hurry up and learn patience. Wes Smith Picture Quote

Hurry up and learn patience.

— Wes Smith

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut. Wes Smith Picture Quote

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

— Wes Smith

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help. Wes Smith Picture Quote

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

— Wes Smith

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven. Wes Smith Picture Quote

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.

— Wes Smith

There is nothing personal about a personal ad. Wes Smith Picture Quote

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

— Wes Smith

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. Wes Smith Picture Quote

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

— Wes Smith

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing Wes Smith Picture Quote

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing

— Wes Smith

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is Wes Smith Picture Quote

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is

— Wes Smith

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room. Wes Smith Picture Quote

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

— Wes Smith

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