Funny Wedding Messages, Marriage Quotes, People Quotes A married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Funny Wedding Messages, Marriage Quotes, Wishing You Messages Whoever said that marriage is easy must have died during their honeymoon. Wishing you a long and challenging marriage.
Funny Wedding Messages, Marriage Quotes Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss.
Funny Wedding Messages, Marriage Quotes Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in life, except for good taste in men.
Funny Wedding Messages, Marriage Quotes Congratulations on tying the knot; hopefully you didn't tie it too tight.
Funny Wedding Messages, Luck Quotes, Marriage Quotes Congratulations and good luck; you're going to need lots of it.
Funny Wedding Messages, Marriage Quotes All weddings are happy. It's living together afterward that's difficult.
Funny Wedding Messages, Marriage Quotes It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. — Henny Youngman
