I like gambling on stuff that you don’t know anything about. That’s when it’s exciting. — Artie Lange
The regular guy still relates to him and howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model — Artie Lange
And now it looks like I’m probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it — Artie Lange
A weekend in vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again christian. — Artie Lange
By the time I am howard’s age I hope to be long retired. I don’t plan on working that long. — Artie Lange
Have you ever googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38. — Artie Lange
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life. — Artie Lange
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct — Artie Lange
When I got on stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest — Artie Lange