The more words you have at your disposal, the more precisely you can express yourself. — Bill Watterson
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. — Bill Watterson
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running. — Bill Watterson
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. — Bill Watterson
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. — Bill Watterson
So, what’s it like in the real world? well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it. — Bill Watterson