Dana Carvey Quotes

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself. Dana Carvey Picture Quote

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

— Dana Carvey

I know it’s a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I know it’s a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked.

— Dana Carvey

I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly

— Dana Carvey

If she were a President, she’d be Babe-raham Lincoln! Dana Carvey Picture Quote

If she were a President, she’d be Babe-raham Lincoln!

— Dana Carvey

I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be

— Dana Carvey

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to Dana Carvey Picture Quote

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to

— Dana Carvey

I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I

— Dana Carvey

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think. Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.

— Dana Carvey

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars. Dana Carvey Picture Quote

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

— Dana Carvey

My characters all start with rhythms and sounds. Once I hear the Dana Carvey Picture Quote

My characters all start with rhythms and sounds. Once I hear the

— Dana Carvey

I have a theory that if you’re famous more years than you’re Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I have a theory that if you’re famous more years than you’re

— Dana Carvey

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, ‘Alright, fire two honey!’ Dana Carvey Picture Quote

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, ‘Alright, fire two honey!’

— Dana Carvey

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots Dana Carvey Picture Quote

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots

— Dana Carvey

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle! Dana Carvey Picture Quote

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

— Dana Carvey

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a Dana Carvey Picture Quote

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a

— Dana Carvey

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money Dana Carvey Picture Quote

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money

— Dana Carvey

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At ‘Saturday Dana Carvey Picture Quote

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At ‘Saturday

— Dana Carvey

I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in

— Dana Carvey

I’m a real people-pleaser. Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I’m a real people-pleaser.

— Dana Carvey

I’m a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I’m a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me

— Dana Carvey

You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in Dana Carvey Picture Quote

You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in

— Dana Carvey

It’s almost like he’s started to sound even more exotic the more Dana Carvey Picture Quote

It’s almost like he’s started to sound even more exotic the more

— Dana Carvey

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It’s sort of an abstract silliness, Dana Carvey Picture Quote

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It’s sort of an abstract silliness,

— Dana Carvey

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old Dana Carvey Picture Quote

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old

— Dana Carvey

I’ve never really worked on them. Just once in a while one Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I’ve never really worked on them. Just once in a while one

— Dana Carvey

I had auditioned for ‘Saturday Night Live’ two or three times before Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I had auditioned for ‘Saturday Night Live’ two or three times before

— Dana Carvey

If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run. Dana Carvey Picture Quote

If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.

— Dana Carvey

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too

— Dana Carvey

I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level. Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

— Dana Carvey

I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far

— Dana Carvey

My Obama is getting pretty good … I think I’ll vote for whoever Dana Carvey Picture Quote

My Obama is getting pretty good … I think I’ll vote for whoever

— Dana Carvey

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good Dana Carvey Picture Quote

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good

— Dana Carvey

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977

— Dana Carvey

I don’t find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I don’t find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk

— Dana Carvey

I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and ’85 I had Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and ’85 I had

— Dana Carvey

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity

— Dana Carvey

That’s why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians Dana Carvey Picture Quote

That’s why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians

— Dana Carvey

I never read the tabloids. Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I never read the tabloids.

— Dana Carvey

I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Dana Carvey Picture Quote

I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie

— Dana Carvey

We didn’t even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you’d have Dana Carvey Picture Quote

We didn’t even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you’d have

— Dana Carvey

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