Wal-Mart is going in and slaughtering [small towns] just as we once killed the buffalo. — Garrison Keillor
We thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service. — Garrison Keillor
Possessing the ideal makes a person nervous: you sense the inevitable decline just ahead. — Garrison Keillor
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have. — Garrison Keillor
Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That’s what they do for a living. — Garrison Keillor