In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar – a practice which is still continued. — Helen Rowland
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. — Helen Rowland
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. — Helen Rowland
A bachelor of arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run – sit still and ignore him and he’ll come purring at your feet. — Helen Rowland
After marriage, a woman’s sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him — Helen Rowland
Don’t waste time trying to break a man’s heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. — Helen Rowland
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. — Helen Rowland
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are “made in america.” — Helen Rowland