A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. — Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – did you ever try buying then without money? — Ogden Nash
I have an idea that the phrase ‘weaker s*x’ was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm. — Ogden Nash