I don’t know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. — Todd Barry
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I’m too classy to bring that up. — Todd Barry
I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there’s not a lot of teaching involved in that. — Todd Barry
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. — Todd Barry
I don’t know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. — Todd Barry
I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. — Todd Barry