The difference between smartphones and cigarettes is this: a cigarette robs 10 minutes — Charlie Brooker
The news might be single-handedly trying to bring about an environmental catastrophe, — Charlie Brooker
Being slagged off is good for you. It thickens the skin and strengthens the backbone. — Charlie Brooker
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