Chris Rock Quotes

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I think it’s better to have ideas. Chris Rock Picture Quote

I think it’s better to have ideas.

— Chris Rock

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. Chris Rock Picture Quote

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

— Chris Rock

I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it’s a fashion show . . . What Chris Rock Picture Quote

I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it’s a fashion show . . . What

— Chris Rock

America is the greatest country in the whole world. Chris Rock Picture Quote

America is the greatest country in the whole world.

— Chris Rock

Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her. Chris Rock Picture Quote

Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.

— Chris Rock

You know, some people say life is short and that you could Chris Rock Picture Quote

You know, some people say life is short and that you could

— Chris Rock

Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Chris Rock Picture Quote

Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But

— Chris Rock

See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to. Chris Rock Picture Quote

See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.

— Chris Rock

I’ve told Michael Jackson jokes. If you got really technical, you could Chris Rock Picture Quote

I’ve told Michael Jackson jokes. If you got really technical, you could

— Chris Rock

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter Chris Rock Picture Quote

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter

— Chris Rock

I pray there’s a God…I know there’s an Oprah. Chris Rock Picture Quote

I pray there’s a God…I know there’s an Oprah.

— Chris Rock

I don’t write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of Chris Rock Picture Quote

I don’t write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of

— Chris Rock

You know you’re rich when you have to drive for a half Chris Rock Picture Quote

You know you’re rich when you have to drive for a half

— Chris Rock

The thing I try to get across to the writers – and Chris Rock Picture Quote

The thing I try to get across to the writers – and

— Chris Rock

Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx. Chris Rock Picture Quote

Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.

— Chris Rock

The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other. Chris Rock Picture Quote

The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

— Chris Rock

When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be. Chris Rock Picture Quote

When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.

— Chris Rock

I saw the yearbook picture. There was six of them! I ain’t Chris Rock Picture Quote

I saw the yearbook picture. There was six of them! I ain’t

— Chris Rock

When you’ve been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you’re just Chris Rock Picture Quote

When you’ve been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you’re just

— Chris Rock

People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason Chris Rock Picture Quote

People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason

— Chris Rock

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You’re a comedian; you’re not Chris Rock Picture Quote

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You’re a comedian; you’re not

— Chris Rock

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. Chris Rock Picture Quote

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage.

— Chris Rock

Nobody’s about saving anymore. No one cares about a rainy day anymore. Chris Rock Picture Quote

Nobody’s about saving anymore. No one cares about a rainy day anymore.

— Chris Rock

My goals were small. My goal was to become a big enough Chris Rock Picture Quote

My goals were small. My goal was to become a big enough

— Chris Rock

You’re not famous unless people’s mothers know who you are. Everybody else, Chris Rock Picture Quote

You’re not famous unless people’s mothers know who you are. Everybody else,

— Chris Rock

I love my life, but I don’t think I’m any happier than Chris Rock Picture Quote

I love my life, but I don’t think I’m any happier than

— Chris Rock

I live way below my means. Chris Rock Picture Quote

I live way below my means.

— Chris Rock

Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta Chris Rock Picture Quote

Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta

— Chris Rock

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer. Chris Rock Picture Quote

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

— Chris Rock

I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, … I lived Chris Rock Picture Quote

I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, … I lived

— Chris Rock

You got a gun, you don’t have to work out. Chris Rock Picture Quote

You got a gun, you don’t have to work out.

— Chris Rock

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. Chris Rock Picture Quote

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

— Chris Rock

It’s hard for a man to turn down sex … if they chase us, we can’t run that fast. Chris Rock Picture Quote

It’s hard for a man to turn down sex … if they chase us, we can’t run that fast.

— Chris Rock

People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren’t, they Chris Rock Picture Quote

People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren’t, they

— Chris Rock

I learned pretty quickly that it’s your WORK ETHIC that LEVELS THE Chris Rock Picture Quote

I learned pretty quickly that it’s your WORK ETHIC that LEVELS THE

— Chris Rock

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on. Chris Rock Picture Quote

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.

— Chris Rock

The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics Chris Rock Picture Quote

The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics

— Chris Rock

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time. Chris Rock Picture Quote

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

— Chris Rock

Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to Chris Rock Picture Quote

Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to

— Chris Rock

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about Chris Rock Picture Quote

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about

— Chris Rock

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