Chris Rock Quotes

I never wanted to churn it out. Comedians tend to work all Chris Rock Picture Quote

I never wanted to churn it out. Comedians tend to work all

— Chris Rock

If you live with a single parent, you don’t see compromise. You Chris Rock Picture Quote

If you live with a single parent, you don’t see compromise. You

— Chris Rock

They don’t want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn’t vote Chris Rock Picture Quote

They don’t want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn’t vote

— Chris Rock

You can’t think the thoughts you want to think if you think you’re being watched. Chris Rock Picture Quote

You can’t think the thoughts you want to think if you think you’re being watched.

— Chris Rock

The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else Chris Rock Picture Quote

The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else

— Chris Rock

I’m an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic. Chris Rock Picture Quote

I’m an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

— Chris Rock

Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be Chris Rock Picture Quote

Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be

— Chris Rock

I try to stay with it and I try to stay in Chris Rock Picture Quote

I try to stay with it and I try to stay in

— Chris Rock

My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you Chris Rock Picture Quote

My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you

— Chris Rock

Don’t argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a Chris Rock Picture Quote

Don’t argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a

— Chris Rock

You don’t need a critic to tell you people aren’t laughing. Chris Rock Picture Quote

You don’t need a critic to tell you people aren’t laughing.

— Chris Rock

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make Chris Rock Picture Quote

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make

— Chris Rock

Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would Chris Rock Picture Quote

Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would

— Chris Rock

The government doesn’t want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs. Chris Rock Picture Quote

The government doesn’t want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.

— Chris Rock

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it’s Chris Rock Picture Quote

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it’s

— Chris Rock

Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit… Chris Rock Picture Quote

Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit…

— Chris Rock

Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth- Chris Rock Picture Quote

Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth-

— Chris Rock

In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. Chris Rock Picture Quote

In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be.

— Chris Rock

When people try to read between the lines – critics, they have Chris Rock Picture Quote

When people try to read between the lines – critics, they have

— Chris Rock

A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Chris Rock Picture Quote

A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

— Chris Rock

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is Chris Rock Picture Quote

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is

— Chris Rock

Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only Chris Rock Picture Quote

Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only

— Chris Rock

A black Christian is like a black person with no memory. Chris Rock Picture Quote

A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.

— Chris Rock

The U.S government hates rap music Chris Rock Picture Quote

The U.S government hates rap music

— Chris Rock

I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like Chris Rock Picture Quote

I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like

— Chris Rock

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And Chris Rock Picture Quote

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And

— Chris Rock

I know what you’re thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But Chris Rock Picture Quote

I know what you’re thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But

— Chris Rock

My relationship with my daughter is gonna affect her relationship with men Chris Rock Picture Quote

My relationship with my daughter is gonna affect her relationship with men

— Chris Rock

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren’t free but I’m sure Chris Rock Picture Quote

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren’t free but I’m sure

— Chris Rock

It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes. Chris Rock Picture Quote

It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.

— Chris Rock

I’m never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either. Chris Rock Picture Quote

I’m never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.

— Chris Rock

I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws. Chris Rock Picture Quote

I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.

— Chris Rock

When you have kids, there’s no such thing as quality time. There’s Chris Rock Picture Quote

When you have kids, there’s no such thing as quality time. There’s

— Chris Rock

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I Chris Rock Picture Quote

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I

— Chris Rock

I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard Chris Rock Picture Quote

I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard

— Chris Rock

You can’t be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips. Chris Rock Picture Quote

You can’t be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.

— Chris Rock

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock Picture Quote

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

— Chris Rock

There’s always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people Chris Rock Picture Quote

There’s always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people

— Chris Rock

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. Chris Rock Picture Quote

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

— Chris Rock

You don’t pay taxes; they take them from your check. That’s not Chris Rock Picture Quote

You don’t pay taxes; they take them from your check. That’s not

— Chris Rock

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