Right now, my job is that I’m like an ambulance chaser. I’ve got to look for movies with — Chris Rock
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. — Chris Rock
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. — Chris Rock
Black people dominate sports in the united states. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. — Chris Rock