UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 — Dave Barry
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. — Dave Barry
I bought Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1415926, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows RSVP, The — Dave Barry
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message — Dave Barry