I report as a machine; I write as a person. That clear dichotomy softens the transition. — Dave Barry
When doctors describe pain as experiencing “discomfort,” it’s like saying Hiroshima experienced “ — Dave Barry
Some archeologists believe that Stonehenge – the mysterious arrangement of enormous elongated — Dave Barry
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. — Dave Barry
We’ll try to cooperate fully with the irs, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic — Dave Barry