The schoolteacher is certainly underpaid as a childminder, but ludicrously overpaid as — John Osborne
Go on – but don’t think you can kill my confidence. I’ve had experts doing it for years. — John Osborne
Heaven be thanked, we live in such an age when no man dies for love except upon the stage. — John Osborne
I never deliberately set out to shock, but when people don’t walk out of my plays I think there is something wrong. — John Osborne
It is easy to answer the ultimate questions – it saves you bothering with the immediate ones. — John Osborne
It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man’s desire. Indeed it will in a dull man. — John Osborne
The whole point of a sacrifice is that you give up something you never really wanted in the first place. — John Osborne
Why do I do this every sunday? even the book reviews seem to be the same as last week’s. — John Osborne
Go on – but don’t think you can kill my confidence. I’ve had experts doing it for years. — John Osborne