Louis C. K. Quotes

I love comedians. They’re my community. Louis C. K. Picture Quote

I love comedians. They’re my community.

— Louis C. K.

You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on Louis C. K. Picture Quote

You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on

— Louis C. K.

I never viewed money as being ‘my money’ I always saw it Louis C. K. Picture Quote

I never viewed money as being ‘my money’ I always saw it

— Louis C. K.

Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a Louis C. K. Picture Quote

Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a

— Louis C. K.

Here’s how my brain works: It’s stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then Louis C. K. Picture Quote

Here’s how my brain works: It’s stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then

— Louis C. K.

The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games Louis C. K. Picture Quote

The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games

— Louis C. K.

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets Louis C. K. Picture Quote

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets

— Louis C. K.

Sadness is poetic. You’re lucky to live sad moments. When you let Louis C. K. Picture Quote

Sadness is poetic. You’re lucky to live sad moments. When you let

— Louis C. K.

I could never sit down and write jokes. Louis C. K. Picture Quote

I could never sit down and write jokes.

— Louis C. K.

There’s a woman I see who’s not my therapist, but she’s like Louis C. K. Picture Quote

There’s a woman I see who’s not my therapist, but she’s like

— Louis C. K.

Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of Louis C. K. Picture Quote

Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of

— Louis C. K.

You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you. Louis C. K. Picture Quote

You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.

— Louis C. K.

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really Louis C. K. Picture Quote

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really

— Louis C. K.

Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars … If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn’t Louis C. K. Picture Quote

Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars … If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn’t

— Louis C. K.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it’s me. Louis C. K. Picture Quote

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it’s me.

— Louis C. K.

The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows. Louis C. K. Picture Quote

The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.

— Louis C. K.

If you’re a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you’ll fight, Louis C. K. Picture Quote

If you’re a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you’ll fight,

— Louis C. K.

I used to like people more, but now I have children and Louis C. K. Picture Quote

I used to like people more, but now I have children and

— Louis C. K.

I don’t care about the weight. You know, I’m lucky; I’m one Louis C. K. Picture Quote

I don’t care about the weight. You know, I’m lucky; I’m one

— Louis C. K.

I think I’m past any window where I’m suddenly going to become Louis C. K. Picture Quote

I think I’m past any window where I’m suddenly going to become

— Louis C. K.

When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to Louis C. K. Picture Quote

When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to

— Louis C. K.

I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when Louis C. K. Picture Quote

I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when

— Louis C. K.

The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I’ve ever Louis C. K. Picture Quote

The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I’ve ever

— Louis C. K.

There’s a huge amount of work that goes into placating a network Louis C. K. Picture Quote

There’s a huge amount of work that goes into placating a network

— Louis C. K.

…Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father Louis C. K. Picture Quote

…Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father

— Louis C. K.

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed. Louis C. K. Picture Quote

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

— Louis C. K.

The ability to just sit there. That’s being a person. Louis C. K. Picture Quote

The ability to just sit there. That’s being a person.

— Louis C. K.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in Louis C. K. Picture Quote

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in

— Louis C. K.

When you’re a father in a marriage, you sort of become the Louis C. K. Picture Quote

When you’re a father in a marriage, you sort of become the

— Louis C. K.

You could drive a rental car until you don’t want it. Just Louis C. K. Picture Quote

You could drive a rental car until you don’t want it. Just

— Louis C. K.

There’s people that say “It’s not fair You have all that stuff.” Louis C. K. Picture Quote

There’s people that say “It’s not fair You have all that stuff.”

— Louis C. K.

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up. Louis C. K. Picture Quote

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.

— Louis C. K.

I watch a lot of sports. But when I’m not working, I’m Louis C. K. Picture Quote

I watch a lot of sports. But when I’m not working, I’m

— Louis C. K.

There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but Louis C. K. Picture Quote

There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but

— Louis C. K.

I was a nerd growing up, and I’m a little antisocial and awkward. Louis C. K. Picture Quote

I was a nerd growing up, and I’m a little antisocial and awkward.

— Louis C. K.

You don’t look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want Louis C. K. Picture Quote

You don’t look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want

— Louis C. K.

I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don’t Louis C. K. Picture Quote

I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don’t

— Louis C. K.

Technically, I’ve learned that having good legs and wind is good for Louis C. K. Picture Quote

Technically, I’ve learned that having good legs and wind is good for

— Louis C. K.

That’s a good question. I don’t really remember what it was like Louis C. K. Picture Quote

That’s a good question. I don’t really remember what it was like

— Louis C. K.

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on. Louis C. K. Picture Quote

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

— Louis C. K.

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