If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer — P. J. O'Rourke
In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death — P. J. O'Rourke
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and — P. J. O'Rourke
With epcot center the disney corporation has accomplished something I didn’t think possible in today’s world. — P. J. O'Rourke
