The good news is that, according to the obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. — P. J. O'Rourke
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and — P. J. O'Rourke
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. — P. J. O'Rourke
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper. — P. J. O'Rourke
Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us. — P. J. O'Rourke
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. — P. J. O'Rourke
Making fun of born-again christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope. — P. J. O'Rourke
The republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it. — P. J. O'Rourke
There’s something about marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages. — P. J. O'Rourke