P. J. O’Rourke Quotes

Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren’t present. P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren’t present.

— P. J. O'Rourke

There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind

— P. J. O'Rourke

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you

— P. J. O'Rourke

Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks. P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I’ve always figured that if God wanted us to go to church P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

I’ve always figured that if God wanted us to go to church

— P. J. O'Rourke

The Tenth Commandment sends a message to socialists, to egalitarians, to people P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

The Tenth Commandment sends a message to socialists, to egalitarians, to people

— P. J. O'Rourke

The preamble to the Constitution states: “We, the People of the United P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

The preamble to the Constitution states: “We, the People of the United

— P. J. O'Rourke

Men generally pay for all expenses on a date … either sex, however, P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Men generally pay for all expenses on a date … either sex, however,

— P. J. O'Rourke

Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport — two P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport — two

— P. J. O'Rourke

If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add

— P. J. O'Rourke

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn’t learn from the past P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn’t learn from the past

— P. J. O'Rourke

I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements. P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements.

— P. J. O'Rourke

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns. P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns.

— P. J. O'Rourke

The wise traveler [to Beirut] will pack shirts or blouses with ample P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

The wise traveler [to Beirut] will pack shirts or blouses with ample

— P. J. O'Rourke

Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on

— P. J. O'Rourke

Not being a liberal, I have very little grasp of things that I know nothing about. P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Not being a liberal, I have very little grasp of things that I know nothing about.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Taxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Taxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper

— P. J. O'Rourke

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Imagine a weight-loss program at the end of which, instead of better P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Imagine a weight-loss program at the end of which, instead of better

— P. J. O'Rourke

Government usually doesn’t work. It doesn’t work because it is political. People P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Government usually doesn’t work. It doesn’t work because it is political. People

— P. J. O'Rourke

Asia is the continent rhythm forgot. At best Asian music is off-brand

— P. J. O'Rourke

When I became a man, I put away childish things and got P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

When I became a man, I put away childish things and got

— P. J. O'Rourke

The principal feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. By loudly denouncing all P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

The principal feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. By loudly denouncing all

— P. J. O'Rourke

The people I see on bicycles look like organic-gardening zealots who advocate P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

The people I see on bicycles look like organic-gardening zealots who advocate

— P. J. O'Rourke

Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where

— P. J. O'Rourke

Poverty can’t be eliminated by punishing people who’ve escaped poverty. P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Poverty can’t be eliminated by punishing people who’ve escaped poverty.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Humans have trouble with economics, as you may have noticed, and not P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Humans have trouble with economics, as you may have noticed, and not

— P. J. O'Rourke

I can understand why mankind hasn’t given up war. During a war P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

I can understand why mankind hasn’t given up war. During a war

— P. J. O'Rourke

Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia

— P. J. O'Rourke

Think about last time you were broke … now how well did it P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Think about last time you were broke … now how well did it

— P. J. O'Rourke

I arrived in the middle of a press conference – as boring P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

I arrived in the middle of a press conference – as boring

— P. J. O'Rourke

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

— P. J. O'Rourke

When politics are used to allocate resources, the resources all end up P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

When politics are used to allocate resources, the resources all end up

— P. J. O'Rourke

You can learn all about the human condition from covering the crime P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

You can learn all about the human condition from covering the crime

— P. J. O'Rourke

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into

— P. J. O'Rourke

Maybe it’s understandable what a history of failures America’s foreign policy has P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Maybe it’s understandable what a history of failures America’s foreign policy has

— P. J. O'Rourke

If a journalist shows a facility for praise he’s liable to be P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

If a journalist shows a facility for praise he’s liable to be

— P. J. O'Rourke

I don’t think I’ll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn’t big enough. P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

I don’t think I’ll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn’t big enough.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Commies love concrete. P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

Commies love concrete.

— P. J. O'Rourke

People are always angry at America. They’re absolutely certain that America either P. J. O’Rourke Picture Quote

People are always angry at America. They’re absolutely certain that America either

— P. J. O'Rourke

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