People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. — Will Rogers
This country has come to feel the same when congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. — Will Rogers
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. — Will Rogers
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I’m in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times. — Will Rogers
In hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the olympics in the day time. — Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. — Will Rogers
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets — Will Rogers
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. — Will Rogers
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else’s affairs. — Will Rogers
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. — Will Rogers