Mother’s day, it’s beautiful thought, but it’s somebody’s hurtin’ conscience that thought of the idea. — Will Rogers
The 1928 republican convention opened with a prayer. If the lord can see his way clear to. — Will Rogers
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need. — Will Rogers
Ancient rome declined because it had a senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a house and a senate? — Will Rogers
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. — Will Rogers
There comes coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn’t done anything — Will Rogers
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. — Will Rogers
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. — Will Rogers
I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you. — Will Rogers
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. — Will Rogers
You can’t say civilization don’t advance — for in every war, they kill you in a new way. — Will Rogers
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. — Will Rogers
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That’s one thing about a little education. — Will Rogers
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. — Will Rogers
In hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can’t read. If they could read their stuff, they’d stop writing. — Will Rogers