One-third of the people in the united states promote, while the other two-thirds provide. — Will Rogers
But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can’t make anybody believe that he has it. — Will Rogers
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time congress meets. — Will Rogers
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you. — Will Rogers
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. — Will Rogers
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. — Will Rogers
We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? — Will Rogers
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. — Will Rogers
When should a college athlete turn pro? not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. — Will Rogers
When the oakies left oklahoma and moved to california, it raised the i.q. Of both states. — Will Rogers
Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? — Will Rogers