Woody Allen Quotes

[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] Woody Allen Picture Quote

[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that]

— Woody Allen

Everything in life turns out to be a distraction from the real Woody Allen Picture Quote

Everything in life turns out to be a distraction from the real

— Woody Allen

I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. Woody Allen Picture Quote

I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

— Woody Allen

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very Woody Allen Picture Quote

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very

— Woody Allen

For some reason I’ve always had an irrational love for New York. Woody Allen Picture Quote

For some reason I’ve always had an irrational love for New York.

— Woody Allen

If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on Woody Allen Picture Quote

If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on

— Woody Allen

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey. Woody Allen Picture Quote

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.

— Woody Allen

I’m generally not a social dramatist or comedy writer. My interests have Woody Allen Picture Quote

I’m generally not a social dramatist or comedy writer. My interests have

— Woody Allen

The artist can’t give you an answer that’s satisfying to the dreadful Woody Allen Picture Quote

The artist can’t give you an answer that’s satisfying to the dreadful

— Woody Allen

If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting Woody Allen Picture Quote

If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting

— Woody Allen

You are always a comedian by default. You are this way because Woody Allen Picture Quote

You are always a comedian by default. You are this way because

— Woody Allen

That’s the way I feel about the world: there are certain problems Woody Allen Picture Quote

That’s the way I feel about the world: there are certain problems

— Woody Allen

I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and Woody Allen Picture Quote

I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and

— Woody Allen

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary Woody Allen Picture Quote

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary

— Woody Allen

More than at any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. Woody Allen Picture Quote

More than at any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads.

— Woody Allen

Real software engineers don’t debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn’t Woody Allen Picture Quote

Real software engineers don’t debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn’t

— Woody Allen

I think if you have a comic perspective, almost anything that happens Woody Allen Picture Quote

I think if you have a comic perspective, almost anything that happens

— Woody Allen

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I’m a Woody Allen Picture Quote

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I’m a

— Woody Allen

Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once. Woody Allen Picture Quote

Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.

— Woody Allen

I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s Woody Allen Picture Quote

I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s

— Woody Allen

I don’t fear death. – I just don’t want to be around when it happens. Woody Allen Picture Quote

I don’t fear death. – I just don’t want to be around when it happens.

— Woody Allen

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They Woody Allen Picture Quote

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They

— Woody Allen

The content dictates the style all the time. That’s the way it Woody Allen Picture Quote

The content dictates the style all the time. That’s the way it

— Woody Allen

Sometimes some of the best moments are contributed by the actors being Woody Allen Picture Quote

Sometimes some of the best moments are contributed by the actors being

— Woody Allen

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot Woody Allen Picture Quote

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot

— Woody Allen

You can’t anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter Woody Allen Picture Quote

You can’t anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter

— Woody Allen

There’s no correlation between what the public likes and what I’m after. Woody Allen Picture Quote

There’s no correlation between what the public likes and what I’m after.

— Woody Allen

I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member. Woody Allen Picture Quote

I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.

— Woody Allen

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will – and an eraser! Woody Allen Picture Quote

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will – and an eraser!

— Woody Allen

I read in self-defense. Woody Allen Picture Quote

I read in self-defense.

— Woody Allen

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, “Thine Woody Allen Picture Quote

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, “Thine

— Woody Allen

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done Woody Allen Picture Quote

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done

— Woody Allen

I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed. Woody Allen Picture Quote

I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.

— Woody Allen

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is Woody Allen Picture Quote

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is

— Woody Allen

Should I marry W.? Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in her name. Woody Allen Picture Quote

Should I marry W.? Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in her name.

— Woody Allen

I can’t with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It’s Woody Allen Picture Quote

I can’t with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It’s

— Woody Allen

Take the money and run. Woody Allen Picture Quote

Take the money and run.

— Woody Allen

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. Woody Allen Picture Quote

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

— Woody Allen

Until you’ve been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon – you’ve never been kissed. Woody Allen Picture Quote

Until you’ve been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon – you’ve never been kissed.

— Woody Allen

I wouldn’t mind dying so much if it wasn’t that I would be dead at the end of it. Woody Allen Picture Quote

I wouldn’t mind dying so much if it wasn’t that I would be dead at the end of it.

— Woody Allen

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