You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat. — Jeff Foxworthy
If your wife’s hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy