I know it’s not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli? — Doug Coupland
I want pills called september 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened. — Doug Coupland
If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on halloween. — Doug Coupland
If I think too much about all of those chinese factories where all the stuff in a wal-mart is made — Doug Coupland
It also allows you to look as though you’re not particularly from the present, future or past, either. — Doug Coupland
It’s weird when people start sentences with ‘frankly’ – as if their other sentences don’t count. — Doug Coupland
Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want. — Doug Coupland
Long lives aren’t natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin. — Doug Coupland
Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you. — Doug Coupland
Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the rest is filler. — Doug Coupland
The english do, and it’s been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries. — Doug Coupland
Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair. — Doug Coupland
Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books is the same as giving them away. — Doug Coupland
One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do. — Doug Coupland
Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it’s seemingly smooth. — Doug Coupland