There’s nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell. — Stephen Colbert
Hatemongers like Media Matters take innocent statements like mine, Rush Limbaugh’s, John — Stephen Colbert
I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion. — Stephen Colbert
Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government. — Stephen Colbert